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12.06.2025 03:49
So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Everyone loved it.
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Nuts and Butts
They put up a sign reading
Analysis & Anal Cysts
share office space ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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So, the docs changed it to read
Just Forget it!
Freaks and Cheeks
What do you think is the #1 cause of why relationships nowadays don't seem to last long?
Minds and Behinds
Catatonics & High Colonics
No go.
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Next, they tried...
What might be the social consequences of an ethnic as opposed to a civic conception of the nation?
Still no good.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Then came..
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Loons and Moons
Thumbs down again.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Unacceptable again!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No way
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Still no good
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)